Movie Review

Why is Wonder Woman so important to a 40yo Man?

A Wonder Woman Review.

I’m a latchkey kid, which to you millennial’s means that when I was nine my older sister and myself would be dropped off the school bus, and left to our own devices until our single mom came home from work. My sister and I were only a couple years apart, so we got to spend some quality time together until she reached the age of hanging with her friends, and leaving me behind. I looked up to my older sister, and followed her around like Chester and Spike, in the old Loony Toons, another reference you millennial’s may need to google. So naturally just like Spike I would get smacked, and told to shut up. This would lead to the occasional yelling, fighting and general unpleasantness in the household, no wonder my mom would go to her room, and shut the door when she got home from work.

One of the few things that would halt this blood fueled cycle of sibling rivalry, was the TV. I’m not sure if my older sister was board or just tolerated my Dukes of Hazzard, Incredible Hulk, and syndicated Batman. All I know is that when the syndicated Wonder Woman came on, this was the moment that we both bonded, and became friends of Wonder Woman. Our friendship accord lasted only one summer, after that she discovered older friends, the Rec Center, and break dancing. However that summer was filled with Lynda Carter spinning, and some crazy disco skateboarding plots that made little sense, but was magic to a couple of kids. This was the moment that I saw my sister as not just my hero, but in my adolescent brain I thought that maybe she could actually become a Superhero.   

Time makes friends with no Man, and as I aged I grew closer to my younger sister and only hoped to become that role model to her but grew further apart from my older sister, but that Wonder Woman summer will always hold a place in my heart. Sometime later my Sister would struggle with Mental Illness, and would eventually take her own life.

I often considered if a Wonder Woman movie was to be reintroduced, or a culture of strong female superheroes was as readily accessible a few years ago as they are now. Would this have made some deeper emotional impact on my sister, and helped in her struggle. I’m not sure, mental illness is a disease that is difficult to fight, and even harder to understand. What I do know is that these heroes are available to us today, and have permeated the culture like never before. This is the reason that we need to support, and raise our voices when these projects are released. Fortunately it’s not difficult to show your support for a project like Patty Jenkins Wonder Woman.

This was an amazing film, shot beautifully, and forms a secret world that draws the eye. The background is as much of a character as the actors, drawing inspiration from Hieronymus Bosch, and Monet respectively. The contrast in the beauty of Themyscira, and the ugliness of wartime Europe, is stark. Patty does a great job of drawing in the Comic Fan, and introducing this world to a new audience. The film does not lack in action, the pacing is tight, and only lulls in a couple of places. Gal Gadot is a perfect Wonder Woman for our age, and holds her own against the powerhouse acting of Robin Wright, and Connie Nielsen. Two actresses that I would love to see reprise these roles in a prequel film, it is a sight to see Robin Wright Kick butt like a young Charlize Theron, who would be a natural fit in this world.

The biggest fault does not lie in the film, but with the Studio. I’m truly disappointed in Warner Brothers distribution, and marketing. Although I did see some sold out toys at Target, and a Wonder Woman Branded Sundae at Cold Stone, there has been little else to identify the release of this film. Very little ad time, and almost no fanfare, especially for an opening, was extremely discouraging. My Family and I went to a sold out 7pm Thursday night premier, and these showings such as Star Wars, and Batman v Superman, have all been preceded with an announcement from the theater manager but the film continued like this is not the first theatrical release for a character with 75+ years of history. Not only that, but there were no Standees, or posters to identify that this film was even at the theater. I truly hope that the fans continue to spread the word, show their support, and prove to the suits that Wonder Woman is not going away any time soon.

While my family was walking out of the theater, there was a little girl around 3-4yo sitting with her mom waiting for the next screening. Wearing a fleece Wonder Woman one piece pajama suit just watching all of the woman leaving in their Wonder Woman T’s, dresses, costumes, etc. She would ooh and awe at every outfit, and all I could think of was my older and younger sister, and regardless of how this film does in the box office it will mean so much more for whole new generation.

Thanks for Reading.

Stan Garcia.            

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Event

Mini Comic Con Sat Jan 28th 9am-2pm

Please joins us for the first annual Landmark Comic Club - Mini Comic Con, from 9am-2pm at Landmark Academy at Reunion, 10566 Memphis St, Commerce City CO 80022. 

We're all a little nerdy, and this will be a great event to bring the family, and let your nerd flag fly. Don't be intimidated by the word Comic Con this is going to be a great family event with crafts, food vendors, and artist. There will be $1 raffle tickets for prizes worth over $40 to be awarded every hour. There will be a Free Pokemon Tournament for all ages up to 8th grade, with prizes for every player.

This is a free event with only a suggested $5 donation for adults, all proceeds will go towards the Club/School Foundation, and donations will receive a raffle ticket and a 10% discount to Mad Reads Comics in Brighton. 

Movie Review

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I may have misjudged the appropriateness of this film for an 8yo girl. Although the movie was made for a younger audience, I would say that 13-14 would be about the right age. There are some middle fingers, safe sex talk, lots of shits, god-damns, and what would later lead to a very uncomfortable discussion about "What is a period?".  The movie itself was made for fans of the SmodCo Nation, filled to the brim with audio/visual gags. Referencing discussions from Edumacation, Smodcast, and Hollywood Babble On. Fans of the latter will be pleasantly surprised by the facial embodiment of Ralph “Garmie” Garman’s most popular impressions.

I feel that the pacing may have suffered some, due to the dialogue and still frame mash up’s. It’s great to see a veteran director trying new techniques, but these would have benefited from the consultation of the Suicide Squad intro scene editor. The music and color schemes feel very similar, and both have kick ass female protagonist. The music feels a little muted in the film, especially in scenes that could have used some face melting, microwave exploding, Canadian rock.

Unfortunately I fear that some of the greatest Canadian parody jokes since Strange Brew, may be lost on the targeted American Teen audience. Although Once this film finds its target audience I feel that it is sure to become a cult classic. For SmodCo fans, this is well worth the price of admission, and if you have kids in the 13 to 14 age range this is a great way to share your love of SmodCo with your kids. In short this is an original movie that is surely lacking in the current Hollywood sea of biopics, remakes, and sequels. If we as movie goers want more originality in our theaters we need to support more of these original films.    

Food Recipes

Colorado Green Chili Recipe

Colorado Green Chili                      

Ingredients: 

1 Lb Diced Pork (Some markets have this already prepared, if not you could dice boneless Pork Chops, although make sure they have a more fatty marbling)

1 Tsp Mexican Seasoning (If not available as a mix you can make your own with chili powder, garlic salt, Mexican oregano, onion powder)

2 Tomatoes diced (1 can of rotel drained may be substituted, although be aware of additional green chili. You could also use 1 can of fire roasted diced tomatoes, drained)

½ White Onion Chopped and diced

2-3 Cloves Garlic, Chopped and diced (Garlic will be based on taste preference, smaller cloves have a more pungent flavor, while larger cloves can take on a nutty flavor

4-5 Hatch Green Chili’s diced (These should have already been roasted and peeled

8oz Chicken Stock2 Cups Water

1 Tsp Olive oil (Garlic infused gives more flavor if available)

1/2 Cup Flour

1 Tsp Sea Salt (If your chicken stock has sodium, taste mix prior to adding, additional salt may not be needed)

1/2 Tsp Pepper (To taste depending on heat of chili’s I may not even add pepper)

Place a large Stock Pan over Med Low heat, coat bottom with olive oil. When heated add onion, and sweat until caramelized, about 5 minutes. Then add garlic and sauté for 1-2 minutes stirring often as Garlic can burn easily, and become bitter. Once garlic browns slightly, add the Pork and Seasoning.

Stir together until all ingredients are thoroughly incorporated. Increase heat to Med, and let pork brown on one side. Then add the Green Chili, and stir together, sauté for one minute. Then sift in flour, making sure to coat the entire top, once all flour has been sifted in, stir for one minute (Browning flour, and soaking up all the juices).

Then add chicken stock, and water, stirring until mix has come to a boil. Then add Tomatoes, Sea Salt, and reduce heat to Med low, until mix has come to a simmer. Let stand at a simmer stirring occasionally until sauce has thickened (The Consistency will be based on preference 1 hour should produce a soup like sauce, while 2 hours or longer should produce a gravy consistency).